27 April 2007

Soaljawab Guru & Sin Chan

Lawak 1
Guru : Kenapa awak lambat?
Sin Chan: Kerana sebuah papan tanda.
Guru: Papan tanda mana ?
Sin Chan: Yang ada tulisan, "Sekolah di hadapan, jalan pelahan."

lawak 2
Guru: Sin Chan, Macam mana awak eja perkataan "BUAYA"?
Sin Chan: "B-O-O-W-A-Y- A"
Guru: Bukan, Salah tu.
Sin Chan: Mungkin itu salah, tapi Cikgu tanya saya macam mana saya mengeja nya, itu lah yang saya eja !

Lawak 3
Guru: Apakah formula untuk air?
Sin Chan: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Guru: Apa yang awak cakap tu?
Sin Chan: Kan kelmarin Cikgu kata H to O!

Lawak 4
Guru: Sin Chan, pergi ke Peta Dunia tu, cari dan tunjuk mana Amerika Utara.
Sin Chan: Di sini Cikgu, Sin Chan menunjukkan tepat kat Peta dunia yang tergantung kat hadapan kelas!
Guru: Betul. Sekarang, Kelas, beritahu saya siapa yang menjumpai Amerika Utara?
Kelas: Sin Chan Cikgu!

Lawak 5
Guru: Sin Chan, beritahu satu perkara penting yang kita tak ada 10 tahun dulu.
Sin Chan: Saya Cikgu!

Lawak 6
Guru: Bagaimana kita boleh mengelak penyakit yang di sebabkan oleh gigitan serangga?
Sin Chan: Jangan kena gigit serangga.

Lawak 7
Guru: "Boleh tak sesiapa beritahu saya perkara yang kamu tahu berlaku secara kebetulan?"
Sin Chan: "Cikgu, Ibu dan Bapa saya berkahwin pada hari yang sama, pada masa yang sama dan juga pada waktu yang sama." Lawak 8
Guru: "Sin Chan, aneh sungguh stokin yang awak pakai ni, satu warna hijau berbintik hitam dan satu lagi berwarna merah berbintik biru."
Sin Chan: "Ya betul Cikgu, memang nampak aneh, saya pun hairan kerana terdapat sepasang lagi dengan warna yang sama kat rumah ."

Lawak 9
Guru: Sekarang, Sin Chan, Sebetulnya beritahu saya dengan jujur adakah awak berdoa sebelum makan?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu, saya tidak perlu buat begitu kerana saya tahu ibu saya adalah seorang tukang masak yang bagus.

Lawak 10
Guru: Sin Chan, Karangan awak "Anjing saya" adalah sama seperti yang di karang oleh Adik awak. Adakah awak meniru kerja dia?
Sin Chan: Tidak Cikgu , ia hanya lah anjing yang sama!

Lawak 11
Guru: Siapakah orang yang kita panggil yang tak henti henti bercakap tetapi orang tak berminat nak dengar?
Sin Chan: Seorang Guru, Cikgu!

13 April 2007

Home Sweet Home

Woman has Man in it
Mrs. has Mr. in it
Female has Male in it
She has He in it
Madam has Adam in it
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

ANSWER IS
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their Life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman......

Why?
BECAUSE HOME SWEET HOME

11 April 2007

DO or DIE Mission "ACCOMPLISHED"

Man Utd(7) - AS Roma(1)

Magnificent Seven!!!
Glory Glory Man Utd!!!


Yes, i was wrong..infact TOTALLY WRONG.
It's not 2-0 (as per my yesterday prediction).
It's 7-1. What else can I say...
oh ya, I'm sleepy but I'm SO Happy!! Woohoo..!!

p/s Korang baca lah ulasan pasal 'Match of The Decade' tu sendiri kio. Pandai² lah cari di surat khabar ke..di internet ke.. Guwe ngantuk dong.. muahahahaha!!

10 April 2007

DO or DIE Mission..

UEFA Champions League
Quarterfinal 2nd Leg
MAN UTD vs AS ROMA
(Agg: 1-2)

Man U facing an uphill task to overturn the 1-2 aggregate deficit (from the 1st away leg match) in tonight's 2nd leg match at Old Trafford. In this MUST WIN game, things definitely will not be easy with at least 5 key players not available for the match, Gary, Vidic, Silvestre & Park Ji Sung (all injured) & Scholes (suspended).


Terpaksalah saya tidur awal malam ni dan bangun jam 3am to 'support' (dari jauh hehe) my beloved Man Utd..


When the going gets TOUGH..
the TOUGH (yeah..that's MU) gets going

Beware Totti !!
Beware Roma !!


p/s I can see MU winning 2-0 muahahahahaha..!!!

Penulis blog tak perlu daftar

KUALA LUMPUR 9 April – Para penulis blog tidak perlu mendaftar dengan Kementerian Tenaga, Air dan Komunikasi, jelas Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Ini kerana kata Perdana Menteri, ia tidak menjadi dasar kerajaan untuk untuk memaksa penulis-penulis blog mendaftar.

‘‘Undang-undang untuk mendaftarkan penulis-penulis blog ini belum ada dan kalau hendak dilaksanakan, ia perlu dikaji dengan mendalam. Kalau kerajaan mewajibkan mereka untuk mendaftar mungkin ada yang tidak akan mendaftar.

‘‘Penulis blog ini juga menggunakan saluran di luar negara seperti di Amerika Syarikat (AS). Oleh itu undang-undang sedia ada akan dikuatkuasakan ke atas mereka apabila ia boleh dikuatkuasakan,’’ katanya di sini hari ini.

Abdullah mengulas kenyataan Timbalan Menteri Tenaga, Air dan Komunikasi, Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor bahawa kementerian itu sedang mempertimbangkan menguatkuasakan undang-undang agar penulis blog mendaftar dengan kementerian.

Sumber: Utusan Malaysia (10/04/2007)



09 April 2007

'Seeing is Believing' huh..??



BEFORE

AFTER

Creativity to the MAX.. u decide!

07 April 2007

A piece of note..

PUTRAJAYA: The Government’s plan to register all bloggers using locally hosted websites is merely to collect data rather than to censor them, Deputy Energy, Water and Communications Minister Datuk Shaziman Abu Mansor said. He said the Government’s move should not be misconstrued as hindering bloggers from continuing with their activities.

The plan to register bloggers is merely to assess the situation and keep track on how many bloggers there are in the country and on the information provided by them. It has nothing to do with censoring the contents in the blogs,” he said, adding that the plan has yet to be finalised by the Government.

Shaziman also said Singapore had started registering its bloggers while Thailand, China and Middle Eastern countries practised censorship of their blogs. He was clarifying his statement made in Parliament earlier this week that the plan to register bloggers was a move by the Government to prevent the spread of negative or malicious articles on the Internet.

Minister Datuk Seri Dr Lim Keng Yaik said it was up to bloggers to start an association, but that “rights come with responsibility.” “They have the rights and it’s up to them, but are the bloggers practising responsibility? Who is disturbing their rights? If they are responsible, the rights are always theirs. But if they are not, then we will take away those rights,” he said yesterday.

(The Star-7.04.2007)

06 April 2007

Happy Easter

Easter, the Sunday of the Resurrection, Pascha, or Resurrection Day, is the most important religious feast of the Christian liturgical year, observed at some point between late March and late April each year (early April to early May in Eastern Christianity). It celebrates the resurrection of Jesus, which his followers believe occurred on the third day after his death by crucifixion some time in the period AD 27 to 33.

Easter also refers to the season of the church year, lasting for fifty days, from Easter Sunday through Pentecost; and in the Roman Catholic Church, to the eight-day feast beginning on Easter Day called the Octave of Easter.
Source: Wikipedia

Happy Easter to ALL my Christian friends.. Have a Blessed Easter.

04 April 2007

Happy Bofday Pilik Agus..

Date: 3rd April 2007
Venue: Traders Hotel, KL




03 April 2007

Salah Siapa..?

Abu (bukan nama sebenar) sangat berminat dalam bidang nyanyian (walaupun suara 'ala kadar' je..) dan selalu berangan² untuk menjadi 'bintang' dan terkenal suatu hari nanti. Suatu hari Abu terbaca tentang pencarian 'bintang' bagi satu program Realiti TV, dan mengambil keputusan untuk mencuba nasib dalam ujibakat yang diadakan. Daripada beribu² 'lemon' yang hadir ke ujibakat, Abu telah terpilih dipilih oleh Panel Pemilih yang TERPILIH untuk menjadi peserta akhir program Realiti TV itu.

Program Realiti TV itu mengkehendaki Abu dan peserta² lain menyanyi di konsert mingguan dan di akhir persembahan mereka akan dikritik/dikomen oleh para pengkritik yang telah dipilih. Tidak cukup dengan itu, Abu juga akan dikritik oleh jutaan 'juri awam' di luar sana yang menonton konsert. Kalau nyanyi bagus, maka kuranglah kritikan pedas diterima..dan kalau nyanyi 'kurenngg..' bagus, Abu akan dikritik, dikutuk, dikeji, ditohmah, diejek dan dihina. Minggu demi minggu, Abu harus bersedia untuk semua ini.



Soalan:
Siapakah yang patut dipersalahkan sekiranya Abu nyanyi 'kureng' bagus?

(a) Panel Pemilih semasa 'UJIBAJKAT' kerana memilih Abu

OR

(b) Salah Abu kerana nyanyi 'tak sodap' hehe..(kesian Abu)

Evoke mantad Penampang

Some pictures of Evoke-Gangstarz during
the concert in MBSA auditorium, Shah Alam.


To Support them:

Type GS EVOKE send to 39003

p/s Evoke akan membuat persembahan di 'Jom Heboh Heboh', Johor Bahru Melaka pada hujung minggu ini. So kepada supporterz di selatan jangan lepaskan peluang untuk menyaksikan persembahan 'live' dari Evoke.
Aramaitii....!!!

02 April 2007

GuRaNgAk Diaries..hehe..

Thursday [29.03.07]
- outstation to Melaka for one day trip[10am-7pm] hence can't blog hehe. Reached home around 8pm then shoot straight away to PJ for badminton. Finished play around midnite, go back home, shower & sleep..

Friday [30.03.07]
- was on MC. Not feeling well..sore throat + cough + flu + mild fever. Sleep eat sleep eat.. Wake up around 5pm, feeling a bit better. Thanks to 'sleep eat sleep eat' hehe.

- attended KDCKV 'Aramaitii Nite' at The Zone, KL at 8pm. Buffet dinner, karaoke singing session, 'sugandoi' competition & lucky draws among others. Attendance not so encouraging (quite bad actually)..way less people compared to last year's. Met quite a number of old friends. Highlights of the nite.. 'bidding session' of a small 'siopon' (winning bid was RM250..fuyoo!), late arrival of VVIP YB Tan Sri Bernard Dompok (flight delayed) & karaoke singing by Mr VVIP, Petronella By'U', Asmin Mudin & Felix Agus. Nite 'unofficially' ended around 2am. Me & few friends proceed to mamak restaurant @ Jalan Ipoh for supper. Reached home around 5am. Took a shower...ZZzzzzZZZZzzz.
p/s Sabah(3) vs UPB-MyTeam(1) Woohoo!!!

Saturday [31.03.07]
- wake up at 12noon..for the 'obvious reason' u know..hehe. Shower, lunch & went out for movie at Cineleisure, Damansara. Bean's Holiday SOLD OUT so we end up watching 'Inconvenient Truth' starring Albert Gore a.k.a. Al Gore. Presented more like a documentary rather than a movie. Quite an 'Eye Opener' for those who 'closed one eye' on Global Warming issue..like me hehe. I personally recommended you guys to go and watch...and may God bless Al Gore!! Watch EPL all nite long..Liverpool 4-1 winner..Man Utd 4-1 winner.. Woohooo!!!

Sunday [01.04.07-April Fool]
- attended Palm Sunday mass at 9am. It's a 'super kewl' Sunday morning thanx to the 'damn' heavy rain..non-stop till 12noon. Lunch, went back home & watch AF5 concert..damn boring. I've been fooled!! (manasal tingu..!!). Went out 'window shopping' 4pm-8pm. Back home & watch Gangstarz. Go The Lima, Go Mendua, Go Infinatez, Go Evoke..!! Out to play badminton at Menara Telekom from 9pm-12am. Reached home around half past midnite. Shower & ZZzzzZZZzz..