A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: 'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Don't laugh, he won!
Have A Nice Weekend peeps.. :)
17 comments:
'Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?'
Very Genius!!!!!!!!.....buli nie ayat ooo...hohoohoh
lol...
wokeh note taken~
"..a long way, we've only just passed the tonsils" wakakakaka..
Leo, di mana ko mo pakai tu 'ayat' tu? Mo pakai utk 'mengayat' ka hehehe.. :D
mmm...that's mean all mothers are just like machine..including your mum?? so pathetic ;(
this is the most 'un-genius' story by ungenius people...LOL
Genius 'anonymous' in the house, hahaha.. Go back home, have a LIFE. :D
Anonymous said...
mmm...that's mean all mothers are just like machine..including your mum?? so pathetic ;(
Mind ur words aaa Anonymous...!!!!..kami teda pun sentuh pasal ur mom...
adoiiii..hahahaa..ketawa sia baca oh!! good jokes..
hahaha gurangak, kalau sia jd tu machine sia reject ja tuh coin hahaha..pasal pepsi/cola pun mo gaduh kan, bgs laie pi minum kupi di kedai inanam...sambil makan bun panas2.. talib poh...
KadusMama: Hahaha..barabis ka ko ketawa? Jan talampau kuat kama, tebangun nanti anak ko :D
Urg_Kita: Ko reject ka? Tp kadangkala tu 'COIN' sukar dilepaskan baitu wakakakaka... :p bah, mari p Inanam minum Kupi hehe.
berabis bah sia teketawa..di upis lagi nie!! ekekee
muahahaha...kalu betul2 mcm tu machine, balik2 kasi masuk coin, balik2 juga keluar cola...matai nah...hahahaha....om pun minta ampun bah.
"we've just passed the tonsils!"
nasib limpas ikut tonsil...kalu te pigi usus besar dan kecil punya entry...gerenti tidak sampai2...LOL
^_^!
imagine all the people..
Anonymous, ko terasa kaitu? Mcm yg ko inda pernah kana kasi limpas tounsil muahahahahaha.... tiba2 cakap pasal mama.... ko mama kali ni...
'The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.'
'The man also wanted custody of his children'
alalala dogoes, ko ndak paham kah jokes orang putih... adidiii...oh..ko ndak pandai tafsir meaning pula kan..itu mother kena kasih sama macam mesin bah oleh itu laki dia...dia suruh itu hakim tafsir bah dogoes...or should i translate further? hehehe
ko terasa kah gurangak? siow sajalah kio......
by the way..the last cartoon tu yg kamurang tafsir bah kan...yg buat kamurang katawa basar sampai mau terkaluar biji tonsil... adididiii... pity pity... so who's just as stupid as the judge ??? UNDIO NO PKR KIO GURANGAK..
Adiiiiii... napa pula dia yg panas berabis rabis rabis ni.... dia yg inda paham apa sy cakap deiiii...
Kenapalah kalau tu mama kana kasi sama mcm tu machine? sudah nama jokes, jokes la bah, yg ko berabis take serious tu apa crita tu....ingat mama ko butul2 kana kasi jadi machine...butul2 terasa...
Ko ni mama ka? Jokes is just a joke bah....
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